Ever wonder why certain folks have an endless amount of online drama? Hmm... Let's see, would it be because the utter lack of manners, concern or thought for others breeds drama? Does an inflated sense of self entitle you to decide who your friends may be friends with? I know the internet is full of people who think the world revolves around their miserable little lives, but still, I gave someone a chance and extended a bit more kindness than was warranted, and surprise- it bit me in the arse once again.
Being aware of how this person's warped little mind works, I know there's a good chance that her alleged 'friends' are combing the internet non-stop looking for any fuel for their selfish little fires, but look elsewhere, this ain't an invite for a pissing contest, I'm done, go shove a doll head up your bum if you need something to do that badly. I deleted myself and my contributions to the group, I could've done some damage, but only removed myself and my words, which were intended for the friends I mistakenly thought I was speaking to.
Thanks, and go enjoy your life, I hope your dolls all break and become as ugly as your deluded heart.
While my utter ineptness in computers keeps my camera from uploading, I'm faced with far too much 1/6th scale doll stuff and not nearly enough 1/4 scale doll stuff, so I'm planning on scanning in some dolly stuffs to sell or trade. Honestly I'd much rather trade than sell, and while I'll look at ANY sort of sales list for trading (ie- people clothes, books, whatever you've got listed), there's a certain few things I REALLY want:
- 6/7 sized wigs, funky colors preferred, but anything other than white would be great.
- MSD size shoes, any type. We've got one pair of black boots, wouldn't mind another, but ANY msd shoes.
- 14 or 16 mm eyes, we've got a brown pair. Purple, green or wild unnatural ones sought, but we're open to trying others.
- MSD or slim msd sized jeans. Any msd stuff really, my girl needs stuff.
Bob is molting! do not be alarmed by big bits of skin hanging off of the princess, she just needs a warm mist and possibly some help removing the larger flapping bits. It's almost all off of her, but just in case her tail starts peeling off I didn't want you to get nervous.
Waking up Princess Bob-arella:
1- remove blanket from the front of her house
2- take out last night's dinner plate and pick up the bits she spilled.
*if she's shedding, makes a mess of her food or otherwise clutters the floor, use the hose attachment on the vaccuum to tidy up. Bob doesn't mind the vaccuum, but she'll try to eat things off the floor if it's messy. Doesn't need to be done every day, just when it's messy.*
3- get her fresh drinking water, slightly cooler than room temperature. If Bob's tail is where her water goes on her shelf, generally she'll move it if you ask her to.
4- mist the bottom area of her house. she likes it humid.
When she goes in the pool
1- Tell her she's a good girl if she went in her pool.
2- Remove pool and dump contents into toilet
3- Wash the pool with comet and sponge- found on bathroom sink. Rinse out well, refill with room temp water. if the water is too warm, she'll go again (just a little bit) right away.
**Bob is used to getting a walk for a reward when she potties in the pool. If you do not feel comfortable taking Bob out, that's okay. She might reach for you, but she won't leap for anyone but mom. If you want to take Bob out, put both hands out and up to her shelf, she'll climb on if she'd like to come out. She is not allowed to run free, so I take her to the window and let her look at what's going on for a few minutes. If you're not comfortable taking Bob out, it is completely okay. She also loves being petted, and will arch her back upwards if you run along her spines just right.
If Bob misses her pool (sometimes she has an accident, not often, but she might)
1- Get a wad of paper towel, dry, and blot up the mess.
2- Get more paper towel, spray at the spot with the water bottle, and re-blot.
3- check out the pool. She doesn't like to use it if there's anything in there, like dried skin, or stray food.
Dinnertime!
Between 3 and 5 pm each day Bob gets her dinner, 'num-nums for the Bob'. It's served on a saucer, found atop her house on the left hand side. We serve her dinner by holding the saucer while she's sitting on her shelf, she'll look at it for a moment and start chowing down, lately she's been diving into her dish. It's impossible to over-feed an iguana, and she can make it a few weeks without eating so please don't worry, she'll be fine when she's done sulking.
The Recipe:
-rinse everything in cool water
3 to 6 leaves of greens (found in the left-hand crisper in the fridge), remove the center vein and slice into 1/2 to 3/4 inch square sized bites. This is Bob's favorite, and she prefers larger bites of greens.
Green beans or snow peas- 3 of them, ends removed and cut into 1/4 inch or smaller pieces.
Yam- about a half to a full tablespoon's worth of shredded yam, skin removed, the shredder is on the counter.
Fruit- Bob likes different kinds of fruit, she gets 1 type of fruit a day. Cut the fruit about the same size as her green beans or snow peas. A large strawberry (or 2 small ones), three or four cherries, a slice of an apple, pear or peach is great. She can eat most varieties of fruit, but NO CITRUS.
Mix, place on saucer, and give it to Bob. She likes hearing what's for dinner
BEDTIME:
Easy. The lights are on timers, so she just needs the blanket hung across the front of her house. She tucks herself into the corner of her shelf when she's tired, just leave her food in overnight because she likes a late-night snack.
Other things about Bob-
Princess Bob loves music. The tv music choices she likes are retroactive, #815, and reggae #832.
Bob's gotten more social since you last saw her, she really loves being petted.
She understands when you ask her to 'Please put the tail down' or just 'tail down, Bob'. Most of the time, she'll ease her tail down if you ask.
Bob loves to hear how pretty she is. We tell her 'Hi Bob' quite a bit, and she likes to hear about getting big and strong when she's eating.
Bob climbs on the front of her cage, a lot. It's okay, she does that.
Bob does NOT like:
Give her space when she's eating. Their predators come from above in nature, and she feels she's vulnerable when she's on the floor at her dish.
High-pitched noises, squeals, or squeaks. Shouldn't be a problem, but they upset her.
She used to be frightened by paper towels. It must've been something at the pet shop she came from, she's not had a problem with me using it to clean up accidents for a while now, but just in case she misses the pool, she might get scared by someone she doesn't know as well coming in with paper towel.